THE ADVENTURES OF ROBERT MULDOON AND HIS MAGICAL SHORT-SHORTS Episode 7

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BEFORE YOU READ THIS! IF YOU HAVENT READ THE PREVIOUS CHAPTORS THAN DON'T START WITH EPISODE 7! YOU WILL BE LOST! YOU CAN FIND THE PREVIOUS 6 ON MY PAGE!

  Muldoon, now alone, had slowly walked towards his left, Ellie had gone north. He hoped to himself that she had gotten the power back. But he had his own problems. "Next time Hammond should hire more  than one security gaurd." Muldoon said as he followed the sent of the raptor's google glasses. He suddenly relized just how close he was to the raptors. he could see Sherly 14 feet infront of him. She was hiding in some foliage, behind a log. Muldoon kneeled down, placed his hat infront of him, on a fallen tree, and started to readiy his shotgun. He ecxtended the back, and met it to his eye...

"REEEEE" DUN-NUN-NUN-NUN. "Clever girl, NYAAAAAAHHHHAH!!!!!!!!"

Boa slithers by, by the log right infront of Sherly, Shirly eyes the boa, but she ignors it at the same time. If i saw a boa that close i would piss myself. Thank You.

  She had tackled Muldoon, she was ontop of him, heavy, Muldoon's spas flew from him as she landed on him. Of coarse he wasn't thinking straight, he wasn't thinking at all! He is dieing as you read this right now! Suddenly a quick thaught found its way thrugh the pain and fear, sorrow. Muldoon had the idea of never being a scified miderator floating through his head. He thaught about dieing before he could evan achieve this simple goal, he would never get to do this simple thing, for somthing he loved, the raptors were moderators, all of them, evan the hatchling from earlier in the film. ALL OF THEM ARE MODERATORS, not just the baby raptors, but evan thousands of miles away, on skull island the vanatosaurus/raptors were moderators! And theyre not even in jurassic park! SO WHAT DO THEY HAVE THAT I DON'T? Muldoon asked himself. WHY THEM? AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FO YOU?! AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH SCIFIED?! AM I?!AAAAMMMM IIIII!!!!!!!!!! Muldoon was still on the ground, the big one had her sickle claw in his thigh, and her jaws on Muldoon's head. Muldoon had a single tear roll down his face, in a mixture of saddness, and anger. Muldoon didn't evan relize that he was screaming. but he stopped. Still being eatan alive, it was happening fast.  Faster than your reading this right now. Muldoon opened his eyes. And could think almost straight, Almost.

  Now he wasn't scared or sad, he was furious! "I...NEVER...GOT THE CHANCE TO...DO THISSSS!!!!!" Muldoon took his arms away from his head, and put his elbows to the ground. The Big One still nawing at him. "KU,KU,K-KU" "KUH", "KAMEEEEEEE!" "HAMMMMEEE!!!!"..."HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

A blue blast of atomic beam launched out of Robert's palms, plowing through The Big One! She went Flying hundreds of feet in the air. Muldoon wanted to just sit there smiling, and die, but he couldn't. Sherly didn't know what to make of this. She lunged over the downed tree, and lepped at Muldoon. She stood infront of him and neeled back ready to pounce. Only three feet away from him. Muldoon quickly Pulled out his Bouy knife, squatting...and than looked at it, than back to the raptor, than back to the knife, and through the knife on the floor, it stuck in blade first. Muldoon was about to go HAND-TO-HAND with a dinosaur. "Alright you bloody wanker! Your not using any weopons, so neither will i!"  The raptor readyed herself. About to pounnce. "Come on...come on..hit me!...Hit me...HIIIT MEEE!" She lept, feet catching Muldoon's fabulous pecks, his...bob pecks...i'm sorry thats not funny...Muldoon wasn't knocked to the ground this time, instead he grabbed the raptor's throat with both hands. He squeezed with his left, and let go with his right. His right hand made the most manly fist you could imagine. "I wnat you to remember somthing Sherly, remember how the dinosaurs died when the rock smashed into the earth? Well i willl do a reanactmment, your face is the earth, and my fist is the meteor."

*WHAM*

  Robert let go of her neck and let her limp body drop to the wet ground. He wiped her blood of his hand. So much of her thick blood covered his fist. It poured from her nostrills and mouth. Muldoon stood over her body. Her eyes were open, but unresponsive. Muldoon started back to the visitor center. Were he should meet up with the others. However...after five minutes of walking, he saw a blue helicoptor fly away from the island.

.SILVER FALCON...THANK YOU FOR INSPIREING ME TO BE A GOOD BOY.

Something Real

DR. JONES - Hahaha! That was incredible! No other words will suffice! Thank you for your continued, extremely zany additions to the site! :)

Sci-Fi King25

Well, it was interesting... Not much to say about it. :T Nice job on the series! :)

Silver_Falcon

WHAT DID I DO I DON'T REMEMBER

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