the adventures of Robert Muldoon and his magical short-shorts! ep 5 "Why didnt anyone tell me you cant just stroll down

indiana jones

Robert Muldoon sat in the systems room along with several other imployees as Ray Arnald anounced that the ship whas leaving in five minutes. There wasnt much to do, he sort of sat there playing primal carnidge on his computor. Neither Muldoon nor the magical short-shorts had seen Dennis Nedry for several minutes. Muldoon turned to Samuel L Arnald, "What whas it he said? He was going to the vending machiens?" Muldoon said. Arnould responded "Well if you remember the time he got stuck in the door way, we had to grease it and roll him down the hallway." "Maybe your right." Muldoon responded. Muldoon  thaught maybe his short-shorts could snort Nedry out. Muldoon's shorts could tell when something bad was going to happen. Robert begain to search the hallways as his short-shorts twitched every once in a while. Muldoon came across the bathroom, he opened the stall to find... THE MAGICAL HOVER DOLPHIN! It shot strait out of the toilet and Muldy jumped on its back! The dolphin whas followed by a trail of rainbow as it shot razor blades from its 26 nipples! "Onward, we search for Nedry!" Muldoon's short-shorts flew off and were used as a minecraft pixilated sattle ecxposing Muldoon's My little pony freindship is magic underwear. Muldoon reached in the blow hole and pulled out a marshmellow. It was wearing a one twentyeth scale version of Robert's short-shorts. The baby short-shorts spoke "The lesson of the day is to remember those whom wich we love." A single tear roled down the dolphin's face.

THE END stay tuned for ep six! And grab some beans!

Lord Vader

Funny as always. Kinda random like the others too. Like a pot induced dream; What the heck is going on here? Nonetheless, keep 'em comin'.

indiana jones

thanks mystique