the adventures of Robert Muldoon and his magical short-shorts! ep 3 "My secret ring tone!"

indiana jones

Robert Muldoon crept around the side of the boat. He searched for higher ground to look for Dennis Nedry, but he had no luck. Muldoon had to go onboard. He noticed a rope tied to the side of the ship. Muldoon ran, jumped and caught the rope from the side that biosyn men wernt boarding. Muldoon climed up onto the dock as he hid behind some wooden craights. Still no sighn of Nedry. Muldoon thought to himself, this is a bad idea. He looked over the boxes and saw twelve to twenty biosyn workers. Then there was the worst thing to happen in this situation, one of them was pulling up rope.

They were about to leave. Muldoon was trapped. He thought to himself long and hard. He looked down at his short-shorts, they were dim. This was bad, this was terribaly bad. Robert thaugt the most important thing was not to be noticed. He looked behind him, there was a nine foot fall into the water, they would hear if he jumped. Muldoon had his m1911 in the holster, and his bouy knife in the sheath.

Robert thought this maybe a risk he has to take, to jump. Muldoon thaught it over asI COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER, WERE BEER DOES FLOW AND MEN CHUNDER, CANT YOU HERE, CANT YOU HERE THE THUNDER? YOU BETTER RUN, YOU BETTER TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!! Muldoon's phone rang! His phone was ringing! Every man turned and looked his way! Muldoon sprang right into the water. As every single man either shot at him, or threw something! Muldoon swam to the shore. And climbed up the side. He ran toward the end of the dock. There was a man with a harpoon spear at the end! He swung it around as he grinned at Muldoon. Muldoon smiled as he pulled his m1911 out and shot the man in both legs. He ran toward the river being chased by biosyn workers. Gerry Harding was standing by the bay. Muldoon ran towards him as he unzipped his fly.  The dolphin shot right out of the shorts and floated three feet in the air. Muldoon jumped on the hovering dolphin as Gerry got on the back. They shot of as the biosyn workers ran at them. The dolphin shot hornets out of its reer at the biosyn workers as it flew away. They crossed the river egzosted. Muldoon asked Gerry if he was hungry. They ate the dolphin. The two got onto Muldoon's pink mustach jeep and rode back towards the visitor center.

Gerry stared at Muldoon who suddenly wasnt wearing pants. Gerry looked in the back of the car. There was a young Tommy Lee Jones wearing the short-shorts as a hat. The shorts were glowing. And they spoke. "The lesson of the day is to always support your freinds, family,pets, and people in genral." A single tear rolled down young Tommy Lee Jone's face.

THE END stay tuned for episode four!

Something Real

INDIANA JONES - Hahahaha! I Come from the Land Down Under?! What a magnificent choice for a ring tone! You've got to be one of the biggest goofballs I've met - never change! Thank you so very much for sharing this with us! :)

indiana jones

thanks, the reason that Robert Muldoon's ring tone was i come from the land down under was becaus he reminds me of crocodile Dundy

x_paden_x

"They ate the dolphin"

HOW THE HELL DOES THIS WORK.

They just agree to eat a dolphin...

Just... Right there...

The dolphin just "I ACCEPT. I AM HERE TO SERVE YOU IN ANY WAY"

indiana jones

x_paden_x you silly billy. It was a magical dolphin. It came From Robert Muldoon's shorts. Your a jp fan, you should know.

indiana jones

im just kidding man your cool

Lord Vader

Am I high or are you high? Haha, just joking there, this was funny. 

JRR

Mindblown............

UCMP 118742

Mah gawd. Please never stop doing these.

indiana jones

if you remember when i said itll be like jp the game, meaning that itll eventualy rapup into the film from Muldoon's point of view so...if you remember what happend to Muldoon in the film...but then again the comics said he lived(not that there canon)

Sci-Fi King25

Another hilarious chapter!