the adventure of Robert Muldoon and his magical short-shorts! ep 1 THE BULLY

indiana jones

One day Robert Muldoon was driving around isla nublar, it was bring your child to work day. He saw a child fiddling with a swiss army knife standing next to a man with a biosyn name tag that read, hello my name is steve. Muldoon stoped the car. The child asked "why are your socks so high?" Robert stepped out of the jeep and aproached the two. He looked down at the kid and stated "thats not a knife" he pulled the bouye knife from his sheath on his leg. "Thats a knife." Hey it lookes like it was laundry day on jurassic park, i think you got your booty shorts mixed up with your daughters!" Steve said. Robby looked down at his short-shorts, they sparkled. Muldoon pulled a locket out from his shorts and looked at the picture. "Im sorry Karen" Robert said as he aproached the man. "Must of mixed up your socks too!" Steve said wile slapping his knee. Robert muttered something.What, what was that? Asked Steve. "I said yo mama soooo old, i took her to see king kong and she started having flashbacks!" Muldoon exclaimed. "Oh yeah? Well yo mama is so fat she jumped up, caused and eclips, fell down, and killed the dinosaurs!" Steve said. Ray Arnald shouted AWWWW YO MAMA FIGHT! As people gatherd around. "Yo mama is so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur!" Steve said. "Well your mother is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO old, im sayin SOOO very old, that the last time she got laid, she was using a dinosaur skinned condom!" Everyone cheered for Muldoon. Steve charged at him angerly. Muldoon ducked as steve went flying right into the electric fence behind Robby. (The yo mama fight was right infront of the triceratops paddock). ladey Margret sniffed the six foot chunk of beef jerky. Robert looked down at his short-shorts, they were sparkling, and the short-shorts spoke "The lesson of the day is to beleive in yourself" the shorts said. THE END. Stay tuned for episode two!

Silver_Falcon

Nice to know that I unintentionally created something so comedically beautiful. :,)

indiana jones

a tear rolled down my face as you posted the original comment.

Sci-Fi King25

This was hilarious!!! I can't wait for episode 2!

Lord Vader

Could use paragraphs, but otherwise comedic gold here. 

indiana jones

thanks mr happy, i apreashiat constructive criticisum.

Tyrant king

Hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! This is funnny! Nice work.

indiana jones

A yo mama fight 65 million years in the making!

Sci-Fi King25

^Amen to that!

indiana jones

i plan on this series being like jurassic park the game. By that i mean it will eventualy be takeing place durring the film(from Robby's point of view)

Something Real

INDANA JONES - Hahaha! I nearly ruined one of my favorite blouses reading this! Laughing and grape juice just don't bloody mix! What a fantastically funny and witty presentation! Thank you so much for presenting this - you've made this girl's day! :)

Raptor-401

Truly funny, good job, but yes do try to use paragraphs, had trouble keeping on track on who said what.

x_paden_x

I have litterally... No idea what the hell I just read...

But it...

Was funny. 

Lord Vader

Paden, it's always the most fun and interesting when you haven't a clue what's going on and it's funny. Ever take a stoner for a ride on a quad? It's hilarious if you're the one who's not stoned. 

indiana jones

thanks guys. Since you all seem to like it ill get to work on episode 2. PS you all know who lady Margret is, right?

Lord Vader

Yes, the alpha trike. 

indiana jones

ok cool. sorry i just refer to individual dinosaurs by there names. like i call the t-rex Rexy and the leader of the raptors the big one, and the trikes Lady Margret and Ralph ect, does anyone else do that

UCMP 118742

This.Is.Hilarious. I can't wait for Episode 2. I can already tell, a new age has come upon this forum, not an age of debate and war, but rather an age of laughter and magical short-shorts.